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Kids can be creepy.


You know how horror movies with children in them are the creepiest? I think the reason for that is because kids really are creepy as hell. They say and do some strange things that make you question their innocence, but then you think a little more and realize that their minds really are innocent and honestly, that makes the things they do and say even creepier.

Here’s some of the creepy things I’m talking about…

My step-daughter, Lanaia.

One day, Lanaia and I were sitting on the couch when she started a very strange/creepy conversation.
Her: “Ona?” (That’s a name she calls me that she came up with.)
Me: “Yes, Lanaia?”
Her: “You have bones, right?”
Me: “Yes, I do.”
Her: “Just like I do?”
Me: “Just like you, yes.”
Her: “Can I see your bones?”
Me: “Um… No, you can’t. They are under my skin.”
Her: “Well… can you just peel your skin odd, so I can see them?”
Me: “Uhhh… definitely not… my skin can peel off, Lanaia.”

My step daughter also likes to stare at you whenĀ  you’re sleeping. She doesn’t really do this anymore, but I use to wake up from dead sleep because I felt something starring at me. Lo and behold, I woke up to her starring at me, inches from my face, not saying a word, at 2am.

I’ve got more about my step daughter… We had just gotten our new couch and I was telling everyone how they cannot let our dogs on the couch because I’m tired of cleaning up dog hair. Well… Lanaia struck up yet another creepy conversation.
Her: “Why does puppy have to stay off the couch?”
“Because he’s too hairy and his hair stinks.”
Her: “Can’t you just remove all his hair from his body?”
Me: “Umm, no.
(I didn’tĀ  really even know how to answer this question.)

I’ve also found some creepy things in their room… One afternoon, I went in my girls room to clean it and when I get to the bed and start pulling toys, socks and more toys out from under their beds, I find a Barbie doll with no clothes, no arms and NO HEAD. I asked Lanaia what happened to the Barbie doll and she said, I removed her head and arms and left her there… And the way she said it was just creepy. She said it like it was a normal thing to do.

Here are some other stories about creepy kids from other mom’s.

Jackson Age: 5
Around 4pm or so, my son was playing in his room. Jackson has a very active imagination and talks to his toys or to his “friends” as most 5 year olds do. As I’m walking down the hallway. I hear him talking… I stand there in the doorway listening for a few minutes… At first, it was normal 5 year old conversations with toys… but then… he said something that caught me off guard and quite honestly, creeped me out. He said, …We don’t have to becauseĀ  our dog is going to eat mommy’s hands tonight… We don’t have a dog… I never thought my own kid could make me feel so uncomfortable…

Violet Age: 5
Violet was coloring at her little table one morning while I made breakfast. She like to draw pictures of her family (If you have a 4 year old, you know that their drawings are… odd looking and 90% of the time, you can’t tell the shirt from the neck.) She drew a picture of her family; her, me, her dad and her 8 month old sister, Olivia. She was showing me her picture and was pointing out what’s what. She pointed my head, mouth, eyes and nose. I asked her what the circles were under my eyes and she says, Those are tears, Mommy. You’re crying.I then asked her, why I was crying and why the tears were red and she said, Those are blood tears and you have them because Livia poked you in the eyes and they fell out.My daughter, my sweet 4 year old is such an innocent and kind girl and all her pictures are usually of her and I holding hands or of her and her daddy playing at the park; something along those lines, so this picture really creeped me out.

Kids are creepy, aren’t they? If you have any strange stories about your kids that creep you out, please drop them in the comment section below. I’d love to hear them.


7 thoughts on “Kids can be creepy.

  1. I love this! And it is so true! My 3 year always comes into my room in the middle of the night and just stares at me! It freaks me out! I worry that one night she will really freak me and and I will punch her in the face our of reflex! Haha!

  2. LOL!!! Kids are funny. Wild imagination and a great sense of humor!! My son cracks me up too and man the things that they can get away with!

  3. LOL the logic of a child is very different than us as adults. My son says things like this all the time! I saw him yanking at his arm this morning…apparently he was trying to take it off. I’m not entirely sure what his purpose was!

  4. we all have stories of strange thing our kids do. Fun to share them and know your kids isn’t the only one

  5. Well considering those stories are about my daughter, Lanaia, we have really similar stories to tell about her lol. And btw, she did the waking up and staring thing at me last night at about 4am. Scared the living crap out of me.

    1. Omg your kid is just all around creepy. I don’t think she’ll ever grow out of that. Lol

  6. I can’t recall anything creepy my 4 year old has ever said… but I will say once we were in bed and we had just turned out the lights but were still talking & we heard her call out for us. We waited to see if she did again and she didn’t so we didn’t get up to go check on her. A few minutes later the door opens and her little silhouette is in the doorframe and she goes “why didn’t you come for me?” And I swear my husband almost punted her down the hall because it scared the crap out of us because normally she is so loud when she walks around.

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